Dirty
Clankers
Cleaning Co.

We Send Cute Robots in Maid Outfits to Clean Your Chaos

No judgment. Just frills, dust bunnies, and zoomy vibes. ROGER ROGER, SPOTLESS!

Sacramento's silliest cleaning service โ€ข Est. 2026

Meet Our Adorable Staff

Trained in dusting, vacuuming, getting stuck under couches, and looking fabulous while doing it.

Frilly Francine AI-generated robot maid

Frilly Francine

Specialty: Lace & sparkle mode

Kitty Clanker AI-generated robot maid

Kitty Clanker

Purr-fect at corners

Duster Daisy AI-generated robot maid

Duster Daisy

Feather duster included (batteries not)

Bonus Ride-Along AI-generated robot maid

Bonus Ride-Along

Extra chaos, no charge

What Our Clankers Can Do

Daily Dust-Up

Quick zoom around floors + light dusting. Maid skirt optional but encouraged.

Deep Clean Mode

Under furniture, edges, pet hair. Cat ears boost morale (and cuteness).

Panic Party Prep

Last-minute sparkle before guests arrive. We send the frilliest bots first.

Pricing (No Hidden Fees... Promise!)

Basic Clank

$49/visit

  • โœ“ 60 min cleaning
  • โœ“ Standard maid outfit
  • โœ“ Floor vacuum + edges
Book Basic
Most Popular!

Frilly Deluxe

$79/visit

  • โœ“ 90 min deep clean
  • โœ“ Fancy lace + accessories
  • โœ“ Under furniture & pet hair
  • โœ“ Photo update of clean room
Book Deluxe

Chaos Crew

$129/visit

  • โœ“ 2+ bots at once!
  • โœ“ Themed outfits (cat, dog, etc.)
  • โœ“ Full home sparkle
  • โœ“ Video of bots in action
Book Crew

All bookings include unlimited "oops got stuck" rescues. Sacramento area only for now!

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